|Table of Contents
4: Greetings from Deerville
5: Lessons from a shearer
8: Canadian lamb consumption up
9: 2010 All Canada Classic, Richmond, Québec
11: Selecting an appropriate turnout date
13: Instinctive solutions to predator problems
18: Subscription & Buyer’s Guide forms
19: Buyer’s Guide
22: Sheep Canada Photo Contest
23: Natural remedies: colloidal silver
24: Advertisers’ Index
25: Sheep go to heaven
26: The new faces of sheep farming in Nova Scotia
31: Baxter Black: Loading bulls the cowgirl way
32: If I was going to build a barn…
34: Leslie Samson: wool artist
Story & photo by Alyson Champ
I never fully understood the connection between goats and the devil until I owned a goat, and then it all became clear. It’s not their horns or their weird eyes that make them seem evil. It’s their personalities.
Sheep will test your fences, get into your garden, run when you don’t want them to, or refuse to move when you most need them to, but what sheep seem to lack, and what goats possess in abundance, isn’t so much intelligence as it is a creative imagination: the capacity to posit the big “what if:”
“What if I turn the key in the tractor ignition?”
“Suppose I eat this bucket handle?”
“I wonder what would happen if I picked up this handsaw and ran away with it?”
Sheep just don’t think this way.
The Goat never ceased trying to find new ways to amuse himself- amuse himself and torment us. Ever the nimble escape artist, he broke, jumped, or climbed his way out of every stall, pen, or paddock he was put in. From his point of view, a fence wasn’t so much an enclosure as it was a suggestion: “You probably should stay in here and eat this grass…but then again, you might prefer to be out there eating those currant bushes. Really, it’s entirely up to you.”
He ate through electrical wiring in the barn, pulled insulation out of the walls, broke windows, collapsed feeders, and destroyed the slop sink by standing in it. With lips as quick as the Artful Dodger’s fingers, The Goat could go through your pockets and grab your wallet, a pen, a utility knife, a syringe full of penicillin, a pair of hoof shears, or just about anything else you’d care to mention, and be off with it in a flash.
You wouldn’t even know something was missing until you found yourself patting your pockets, saying, “Now where the heck did I put….”
Too many times my toolbelt-clad husband would go out to the barn to repair some goat-related damage and come back with half his screw drivers missing. Or his tape-measure. Or his pliers.
And that myth about goats eating anything and everything? Well, that’s not a myth. They really will eat anything. I didn’t believe it either until I witnessed The Goat cheerfully scarfing down a plastic bag with a side order of latex glove.
In the end it wasn’t his appetite for destruction that ended The Goat’s tenure here as much as it was simply his appetite. One day The Goat got out and ate my husband’s plantation of cherry trees. And that was that.
Now The Goat lives at my friend Anna-Maria’s place. No, it wasn’t an act of revenge for those horrible (but ultimately tasty) Muscovy ducks that she gave me. As crazy as it sounds, she really wanted The Goat. Honest!
Alyson Champ is a farmer and artist living in St. Chrysostome, Québec. Her art can be seen on her website at www.alysonchamp.com and her blog at http://alysonchamp.blogspot.com/.